Great Men Have Great Dogs.

Our German Forefathers Had A Very Kind Religion. They Believed That, After Death, They Would Meet Again All The Good Dogs That Had Been Their Companions In Life. I Wish I Could Believe That Too.

When A Man Says He Approves Of Something In Principle, It Means He Hasn't The Slightest Intention Of Carrying It Out In Practice.

A Journalist Is A Person Who Has Mistaken Their Calling.

Politics Is Not A Science...but An Art.

I Have Often Regretted What I Have Eaten, But Never What I Have Drunk.