Graft Good Fruit All, Or Graft Not

Despair Ruins Some, Presumption Many.

One Good Husband Is Worth Two Good Wives, For The Scarcer Things Are, The More They Are Valued.

Experience Keeps A Dear School, But Fools Will Learn In No Other.

It's Better To Swim In The Sea Below Than To Swing In The Air And Feed The Crow, Says Jolly Ned Teach Of Bristol.

If You Teach A Poor Young Man To Shave Himself, And Keep His Razor In Order, You May Contribute More To The Happiness Of His Life Than In Giving Him A Thousand Guineas. This Sum May Be Soon Spent, The Regret Only Remaining Of Having Foolishly Consumed It; But In The Other Case, He Escapes The Frequent Vexation Of Waiting For Barbers, And Of Their Sometimes Dirty Fingers, Offensive Breaths, And Dull Razors.