Government Should Be Weak, Amateurish And Ridiculous.

The Dog's Life Is A Good Life, For A Dog.

Counterpart To The Knee-jerk Liberal Is The New Knee-pad Conservative, Always Groveling Before The Rich And The Powerful.

In History-as-politics, The 'future' Is That Vacuum In Time Waiting To Be Filled With The Antics Of Statesmen.

What Ideal, Immutable Platonic Cloud Could Equal The Beauty And Perfection Of Any Ordinary Everyday Cloud Floating Over, Say, Tuba City, Arizona, On A Hot Day In June?

There Is A Deep, Abiding, Unshakable Satisfaction In A Life Of Complete Failure.