Goodbys Always Make My Throat Hurt... I

Love Makes You Do Strange Things.

Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In The Lawn Of Life.

All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within Their Beings, A Wild Uncontrollable Urge To Punt!

All His Life He Tried To Be A Good Person. Many Times, However, He Failed. For After All, He Was Only Human. He Wasn't A Dog.

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But It Sure Makes The Rest Of You Lonely.