Good Taste Is The Worst Vice Ever

I Wish The Government Would Put A Tax On Pianos For The Incompetent.

It Is Hardly Respectable To Be Good Nowadays.

I Have Often Wished I Had Time To Cultivate Modesty... But I Am Too Busy Thinking About Myself.

Another Little Drink Wouldn't Do Us Any Harm.

Winter Is The Time For Comfort, For Good Food And Warmth, For The Touch Of A Friendly Hand And For A Talk Beside The Fire: It Is The Time For Home.