Good Manners Can Render Even Virtue Tolerable.

My Mind Is Led Astray By Every Faint Rustle.

Friendship Is Love Minus Sex And Plus Reason. Love Is Friendship Plus Sex Minus Reason

Philosophy Likes To Keen Common Sense On The Run.

Most Self-laceration Is More Noisy Than Painful.

Promiscuity Is Like Never Reading Past The First Page. Monogamy Is Like Reading The Same Book Over And Over.