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As An Actor, I Look For The Part Itself. I Look For The Story And The Role. If There's No Money, But It's A Good Part In A Good Role, I'll Still Consider It. Basically, The Worse The Role Is, The Worse The Story Is, And The More They'll Have To Pay Me. It's A Simple Correlation.

I Think None Of The Humor In The First Evil Dead Was Intentional. We Weren't That Sophisticated. We Got More Sophisticated With Evil Dead 2 And Army Of Darkness Where You Can Start To Manipulate The Audience A Little More, Having More Control Over The Medium Instead Of Just Trying To Figure Out How To Do It. I Suppose That's Pretty Normal With Any Craft. Every Carpenter Is Better 20 Years Later.

If You Don't Have Any Money And You Want To Make A Horror Movie, Take A Six-inch Wide Brush For House Painting And Dip That In A Bucket Of Blood, And Then Just Flick Your Wrist. You'll Get This Great Speckled Splash Of Blood, And It Will Cost You Nothing.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At The Zombies.

Unlike Most Actors, I Did Not Have A Horrible Childhood. Most Actors Have Had Miserable Childhoods And They Go Into Acting To Hide From Their Real Life. I Had No Problem Playing In The Woods All Day. People Just Sort Of Left Me Alone. I Think I'm Gonna Go Back To Those Woods.