Good, Bad, I'm The Guy With The

You Could Have A Bunch Of Good Actors But They Can't Keep A Relationship To Save Their Lives. Everyone Thinks It's So Glamorous That Ben Affleck Is Sleeping With All These Different Chicks. It's Only Because He Can't Keep A Single Relationship Because He's Working All The Time.

I've Managed To Make A Living In A Very Ridiculous Business, And That's Fine With Me. The Trick Now Is, After You've Been In It For A While, You Still Have To Remember To Have Fun.

I'll Do More Than The Average Actor, But I'm Smart Enough To Know Why Stunt Guys Exist.

I've Always Enjoyed Playing A Little Left Of Center Characters. Otherwise I'd Be On A Soap Opera.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At The Zombies.