Going To A Party, For Me, Is

I Can Sleep A Whole Day. If No One Woke Me Up, I Would Sleep For 24 Hours. I Think It's A Combination Of My Age And My Appreciation For Sleep. Sleep Is So Wonderful. Sometimes You Can Oversleep And Feel Like You've Waster Your Time, But I Think It's One Of The Bestways To Spend Your Time.

It's Horrible To Be A Sex Object At Any Age, But At Least When You're An Adult You Can Make The Decision If You Want To Degrade Yourself.

When I Was In Nursery School, The Teachers Asked Me, Y'know, 'what Does Your Dad Do For A Living?' So I Said 'he Helps Women Get Pregnant!' They Called My Mom And They Were Like, 'what Exactly Does Your Husband Do?'

I Feel Really Urgent About This Election. This Is The First Time In My Voting Life That I Feel Not Only Passionate About My Candidate, But Also That The Alternative Would Be Catastrophic. I Want To Help The Best Candidate Win.

I Love Milk So Much! I Make A Point Of Drinking A Glass Of Milk Every Day. So Now Anyone Who Did Those Milk Ads With The Milk Mustaches, They're My Heroes.