Gods Don't Like People Not Doing Much

I’ve Seen Excitement, And I’ve Seen Boredom. And Boredom Was Best.

They Were Small, Brightly Coloured, Happy Little Creatures Who Secreted Some Of The Nastiest Toxins In The World, Which Is Why The Job Of Looking After The Large Vivarium Where They Happily Passed Their Days Was Given To First-year Students, On The Basis That If They Got Things Wrong There Wouldn't Be Too Much Education Wasted.

Go On, Prove Me Wrong. Destroy The Fabric Of The Universe. See If I Care.

We Are Monkeys. We Like To Chatter. Chattering Doesn't Cost Us Anything.

Inside Every Lump Of Coal There's A Diamond Waiting To Get Out.