God's Been Good To Me, He Really

No Matter How Much You've Won, No Matter How Many Games, No Matter How Many Championships, No Matter How Many Super Bowls, You're Not Winning Now, So You Stink.

Any Penalty - I've Told You A Hundred Times - Can Be Eliminated By Concentration Or Good Judgment.

There Is Winning And There Is Misery.

Don't Worry About It. It's Just A Bunch Of Guys With An Odd-shaped Ball.

This Season Isn't Going To Be Without Several Crises. There's No Doubt About It. They're Coming.