Gods Are Children's Blankets That Get Carried

I Want To Be Cremated, And I Want My Ashes Blown In Uri Geller's Eyes.

I Do Not Expect That Homeopathy Will Ever Be Established As A Legitimate Form Of Treatment, But I Do Expect That It Will Continue To Be Popular.

People Who Are Smart Get Into Mensa. People Who Are Really Smart Look Around And Leave.

Magicians Are The Most Honest People In The World; They Tell You They're Gonna Fool You, And Then They Do It.

Religion Is Based Upon Blind Faith Supported By No Evidence. Science Is Based Upon Confidence That Results From Evidence - And That Confidence Can Be Modified And/or Reversed By Further Observations And Experimentation. Science Approaches Truth, Closer And Closer, By Hard Dedicated Work. Religion Already Has It All Decided, And It's In The Book. It's Dogma, Unchangeable, And Unaffected By Reality And Whatever Facts We Come Upon In The Real World.