God Wiped Snot Out Of His Nose

Like Some Dogs: Kick Them Once And They Never Trust You Again, No Matter How Nice You Are To Them.

When You Own A Piano, It's Harder To Think About Moving.

I Believe The First Draft Of A Book — Even A Long One — Should Take No More Than Three Months…any Longer And — For Me, At Least — The Story Begins To Take On An Odd Foreign Feel, Like A Dispatch From The Romanian Department Of Public Affairs, Or Something Broadcast On High-band Shortwave Duiring A Period Of Severe Sunspot Activity.

I Believe That Anyone Using The Phrase 'that's So Cool' Should Have To Stand In The Corner.

I Started Writing Seriously When I Was About 12. I Am Always In The Mood.