God Reveals Himself, Unfailingly, To The Solitary,

The Man Who Enters His Wife's Dressing Room Is Either A Philosopher Or A Fool.

If Those Who Are The Enemies Of Innocent Amusements Had The Direction Of The World, They Would Take Away The Spring, And Youth, The Former From The Year, The Latter From Human Life.

Your Modest Savant Smiles As He Says To His Admirers: What Have I Done? Nothing. Man Does Not Invent A Force, He Directs It.

The Woman You Buy Takes A Great Deal Of Money. The Woman Who Gives Herself To You Takes All Your Money.

Between The Daylight Gambler And The Player At Night There Is The Same Difference That Lies Between A Careless Husband And The Lover Swooning Under His Lady's Window.