God Must Have Loved Afghans Because He

I Consider Not What Parmenio Should Receive, But What Alexander Should Give.

My Logisticians Are A Humorless Lot ... They Know If My Campaign Fails, They Are The First Ones I Will Slay.

I Send You A Kaffis Of Mustard Seed, That You May Taste And Acknowledge The Bitterness Of My Victory.

May God Keep You Away From The Venom Of The Cobra, The Teeth Of The Tiger, And The Revenge Of The Afghans.

The End And Object Of Conquest Is To Avoid Doing The Same Thing As The Conquered.