God Is A Sound People Make When

A Genius Is Always On Duty; Even His Dreams Are Tax Deductible.

May Your Trails Be Dim, Lonesome, Stony, Narrow, Winding And Only Slightly Uphill. May The Wind Bring Rain For The Slickrock Potholes Fourteen Miles On The Other Side Of Yonder Blue Ridge. May God's Dog Serenade Your Campfire, May The Rattlesnake And The Screech Owl Amuse Your Reverie, May The Great Sun Dazzle Your Eyes By Day And The Great Bear Watch Over You By Night.

Only A Fool Is Astonished By The Foolishness Of Mankind.

A True Conservative Must Necessarily Be A Conservationist.

I'm A Fastidious Sort Of Fellow, Fond Of Watermelon And Buckbrush Nuts.