God Help Me If I Ever Do

Just Because A Lot Of People Know Something Nominal Doesn't Make It Important. A Lot Of People Know What A Pencil Sharpener Is, But That Doesn't Make It The Most Important Invention Of The 20th Century.

I Have Three Women In The House. I Get To Be Wrong Three Times A Day.

It Doesn't Matter How You Get Knocked Down In Life, Because That's Going To Happen. All That Matters Is That You Gotta Get Up.

I Kinda See My Current Position Like This: Here's Your Five Minutes In The Toy Store, So You Gotta Do All The Good Movies You Can Before 'chuck Woolery' Rings The Bell.

The Best Cure For A Hangover Is Something One Straight Man Can't Do For Another Straight Man.