God Help Me If I Ever Do

My Father Has Positional Vertigo, And If He Flies He Gets Really Dizzy, So He Has To Drive Out To California, Which He Does A Couple Times A Year. We Talk, But We E-mail Mostly.

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Beefcake Kind Of Guy.

Clearly, There's A Real Onus On You To Do Something Correctly When Everybody, At Least In The United States, Had A Really Clear, Specific Idea Of What This Guy Looked Like - And Even More So, What He Looked Like As Clark Kent And As Superman. You Have This Whole Vast Audience Of People Who Would Be Acutely Aware Of Any Deviation Whatsoever And Probably Holding You To A Slightly Higher Standard As A Result.

People Decided That I Was The Frat Guy, Even Though I've Never Been Inside A Fraternity, Or The Guy Who Beat Them Up At School, Even Though That Wasn't Me At All.

You Get Old, You Slow Down.