God Has Positioned Me Just This Way

The Truth Is I've Always Been A Christian. What's Amazing, Is That The Flaws That Come With Christianity Are Really Weird, Because Mine Have A Microphone And A Camera Attached To Them. Most People Don't Have To Live Under That Microscope.

Women Are The Real Reason We Get Up Every Day. I'm Talking About Real Men. If There Were No Women, I Would Not Even Have To Bathe, Because Why Would I Care? These Are Guys I'm Hanging With. I Wake Up For A Woman Every Day Of My Life To Make It Happen For Her.

You Can Be Happy, Or You Can Be Right. If You Want To Be Part Of A Couple And Win Every Argument, You're In Trouble.

You Think That God Positioned You Here So You Can Just Have It All To Yourself? God Blesses You To Become A Blessing. That's The Deal.

I Don't Have 'the Jerry Springer Show'. I Just Got 'family Feud', But Some Of Them Families, When They Lose, Man, They Have Some Real Conversations With Each Other Back Behind That Wall, But I've Never Been Involved In Any Of Them.