God Gushed Me Out His Nuts, The

The Flaws, The Mistakes I Make - That's The Real Me.

Just Sitting In Silence Is One Of The Best Things A Man Can Do.

The Chinamen Built The Railroad, The Indians Saved The Pilgrim, And In Return, The Pilgrim Killed 'em. They Call It It Thanksgiving, I Call Your Holiday 'hell-day.'

And The Stuff That I Write, Is Even Tougher Than Dykes.

Today, With The Media, The Internet, Things Get Out There About Anybody, Anytime, So There's Nothing Wrong About Talking About Your Life, Because Someone Else Is Going To Talk About It And Mess It Up.