God Bless America. Let's Try To Save

Where All Pretend To Be Thinking Alike, It's Likely That No One Is Thinking At All.

Congress Is Always Willing To Appropriate Money For More And Bigger Paved Roads, Anywhere -- Particularly If They Form Loops.

I Intend To Be Good For The Rest Of My Natural Life -- If I Live That Long.

It May Be True That There Are No Atheists In Foxholes. But You Don't Find Many Christians There, Either. Or, About As Many Of One As The Other.

Life Is Already Too Short To Waste On Speed.