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Brandy, N. A Cordial Composed On One Part Thunder-and-lightning, One Part Remorse, Two Parts Bloody Murder, One Part Death-hell-and-the-grave And Four Parts Clarified Satan.

Opiate, N. An Unlocked Door In The Prison Of Identity. It Leads Into The Jail Yard.

Poetry, N. A Form Of Expression Peculiar To The Land Beyond The Magazines.

An Absolute Monarchy Is One In Which The Sovereign Does As He Pleases So Long As He Pleases The Assassins.

Gratitude, N. A Sentiment Lying Midway Between A Benefit Received And A Benefit Expected.