Go Do The Right Thing.

I Think It Was Much Better When You Got On Your Horse And Rode Two Miles To Talk To Your Neighbor.

I'm So Happy, I Can Hardly Spit.

When A Man Marries He Takes A Bigger Risk Than The Woman, Because She Can March Out With His Kids, His Money, His Home, And His Dog.

My Life Is What A Salmon Must Feel Like. They Are Always Going Upstream, Against The Current.

Some Women Are Like Elephants. I Don't Mean Size, I Mean They Never Forget.