Given Enough Time, I Guess Anything Can

Most People Would Have Found It Grotesque, But When You're In Love Nothing Is So Abstract Or Horrible That It Can't Be Thought Of As Cute.

I Went From Having 50 Listeners To 50 Million Listeners.

I Don't Think I'm A Witty Person. To Me, A Witty Person Is A Funny Person Who Is Also A Smart Person. My Friend David Rakoff, Who Died A Few Years Ago, He Was A Witty Person. Fran Lebowitz Is A Witty Person. I Don't Think There Are That Many Witty People Around, So You Tend To Notice Them When They Do Come Around. I Don't Consider Myself To Be That.

If I Were President, I Would Turn The Tables And Allow The Fetus To Abort Its Mother.

I Like Nonfiction Books About People With Wretched Lives.