Give Us This Day Our Daily Discount

You've Given Me The Best Of You, But Now I Need The Rest Of You.

I Have A Theory That The Only Original Things We Ever Do Are Mistakes.

There Was Only Really One Accident That Was Kinda Bad But It Was Nothing To Do With Booze, Just Bad Luck... I Was Having A Hard Time A Couple Of Years Ago... I'm A Good Driver, I Just Had Bad Luck.

My Friends And I Are Crazy. That's The Only Thing That Keeps Us Sane!

I've Come To Realize That Life Is Not A Musical Comedy, It's A Greek Tragedy.