Give Me A Scotch, I'm Starving.

[addiction's] Not About Placating The Bad Dog - It's About Feeding The Good Dog. You Still Have To Feed The Bad Dog, But Only Enough So That The Aspca Doesn't Bring You Up On Charges.

I Think I've Been Lucky, Being My Frequent Appearances On Court Tv Have Brought To Me Another Level Than Just The Actor Guy.

My Old Man Had A Philosophy: Peace Means Having A Bigger Stick Than The Other Guy.

I Make Faces For Cash And Chicken.

Im Thinking Of Buying A Monkey. Then I Think, Why Stop At One? I Don't Like Being Limited In That Way. Therefore, I'm Considering A Platton Of Monkeys, So That People Will Look At Me And See How Mellow And Well-adjusted I Am Compared To These Monkeys Throwing Feces Around.