Give Me A Scotch, I'm Starving.

Mediocrity Is My Biggest Fear. I'm Not Afraid Of Total Failure Because I Don't Think That Will Happen. I'm Not Afraid Of Success Because That Beats The Hell Out Of Failure. It's Being In The Middle That Scares Me.

I Think It's Miraculous That Anybody Survives Themselves.

Mcdonald's Being The Official Restaurant Of The Olympics Is Like Smoking Being The Official Medicine Of Cancer.

The Old Saying Is True, Behind Every Good Man Theres An Incredible Woman.

I, Personally, Would Be Shocked If We Went To The End Of The Tape Now And I Didn't Have At Least One... Look, Even If I Don't Get One Directly, Eventually They're Just Going To Have To Give Me One When I Get Old. So No Matter How You Slice It, I'm Getting One.