Girl, You Better Check Yourself Before You

If We Give All Of The People Who Filed Incorrect Tax Returns The Benefit Of The Doubt And Assume That Every Single One Of Them Simply Made An Honest Mistake, Then Doesn't Common Sense Tell Us That Maybe The Tax Code Is Just A Little Too Complex?

You Can Get Rich Making Fun Of Me. I Know. I've Made Lots Of Money Making Fun Of Me.

Just Do This One Thing: Promise Yourself You'll Never Deal Underhanded To Anybody. You'll Be Honest In All Of Your Business Dealings. That Is Hard. Conquer That One. Demand It Of Yourself. Demand A Higher Standard For Yourself And Your Children And Do It.

Nobody Wants To Say That The Man [obama] Is A Marxist. Okay, So He's Not A Marxist. He's A Progressive! This Is Semantics.

When You're True To Yourself - Not The Audience That Reads About Me In The Newspaper Or Sees A Clip Someplace, But The Audience That Actually Comes And Watches, Just Like Oprah - They Get To Know You And They Sense Something Genuine.