Giggling Should Be Made Illegal.

How Thick Can You Get?

I Imagined Being A Famous Writer Would Be Like Being Like Jane Austen.

We Must Try Not To Sink Beneath Our Anguish, Harry, But Battle On.

What Must Strike Any Intelligent Witch Or Wizard On Studying The So-called History Of The Elder Wand Is That Every Man Who Claims To Have Owned It Has Insisted That It Is "unbeatable," When The Known Facts Of Its Passage Through Many Owners' Hands Demonstrate That Has It Not Only Been Beaten Hundreds Of Times, But That It Also Attracts Trouble As Grumble The Grubby Goat Attracted Flies.

Cinderella? Snow White? What's That? An Illness?