Getting Even With Somebody Is No Way

In Our Nation There Are Two Classes Of Nobility: The Law-abiding Workers And The Law-abiding Employers Who Sustain Each Other.

Laughing At Our Mistakes Can Lengthen Our Own Life. Laughing At Someone Else's Can Shorten It.

It's Hard To See A Halo When You're Looking For Horns.

Our Laws Can Be Friendly To Those Who Obey Them, And Too Often Useful To Those Who Don't.

Of All Creatures On Earth, We Humans Have The Highest Level Of Stupidity.