Get Your Dirty Stinking Moron Knees Off

The More Expensive A School Is, The More Crooks It Has — I'm Not Kidding.

The Existence Of God, The Why Of Life, Was All That Really Only A Question Of Glands?

I Thought The Two Ugly Ones Were Sisters, But They Got Very Insulted When I Asked Them. You Could Tell Neither One Of Them Wanted To Look Like The Other One, And You Couldn't Blame Them, But It Was Very Amusing Anyway.

I Don't Even Know What I Was Running For—i Guess I Just Felt Like It.

It's Not Too Bad When The Sun's Out, But The Sun Only Comes Out When It Feels Like Coming Out.