Get A Brazilian Wax. It Makes Sex

When I Want To Reward Myself I Get A Relaxing Massage.

I Was Born In Platform Heels. I Actually Always Fall Down When I'm Wearing Flip-flops.

Anytime There Is Mexican Food Around, You Can Bet I'll Be Eating It.

I Wasn't Going To Let A Little Thing Like A Hurricane Keep Me From Wearing My Bathing Suit.

The Work Part Of A Relationship Is Keeping It Where You Want It.