Geraldo Has Returned To The States. See?

Rick Santorum Is So Conservative; He Thinks Ky Jelly Is Jam Made In Kentucky.

If Arnold Is Elected, You Know Who I'd Feel Sorry For? The People On Death Row. Imagine, You're About To Be Executed, The Governor Calls, You Think It's Your Reprieve, And You Hear 'hasta La Vista, Baby.'

Statistics Show 50% Of The People Use The Internet. The Rest Have Sex With Real People.

If Any Job Should Give You A Company Car, It's The Car Bomb Business.

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton Is Now Facing A Kind Of Personal Dilemma. She Can't Decide Whether To Drop The Name Clinton From Her Name, Or Drop The Name Rodham. They Can't Figure Out Which One Is More Embarrassing.