George Washington Had A Tough Second Term.

After Eating, An Epicure Gives A Thin Smile Of Satisfaction; A Gastronome, Burping Into His Napkin, Praises The Food In A Magazine; A Gourmet, Repressing His Burp, Criticizes The Food In The Same Magazine; A Gourmand Belches Happily And Tells Everybody Where He Ate; A Glutton Empraces The White Porcelain Alter, Or More Plainly, He Barfs.

Never Assume The Obvious Is True.

Better To Be A Jerk That Knees Than A Knee That Jerks.

[senators John Kerry & John Edwards] Have Risen High In Democratic Polls With A Brand Of Class Resentment And Soak-the-rich Rhetoric Rooted In The Old-fashioned Liberalism Of Ted Kennedy.

Color And Bite Permeate A Language Designed To Rally Many Men, To Destroy Some, And To Change The Minds Of Others.