George Bush Is Just As Much In

I'm Intelligent Enough To Survive Happily And Be Compassionate. If I Were Too Smart, I Would Realize All The Ills Of The World.

Every Male Secretly Wants Sex With Brad Pitt.

It's Sweet That I Don't Have To Do My Laundry.

I Don't Date My Girlfriend Because She's A Model. I Date Her Because I Love Her.

It's A Really Big Struggle For Me To Write A Song. Songs Take Either 30 Seconds For Me To Write Or A Year Or Two To Piece Together, Depending On The Song And How I'm Feeling On Any Given Day. I Don't Really Like To Write Music At All Unless I Am Completely Unbothered By Touring.