George Burns . . . The Only

Extreme Taxation, Excessive Controls, Oppressive Government Competition With Business, Frustrated Minorities And Forgotten Americans Are Not The Products Of Free Enterprise. They Are The Residue Of Centralized Bureaucracy, Of Government By A Self-anointed Elite.

[a Woman Waiting For Him In The Kremlin Asked Gobachev] "was Communism Invented By A Politician Or A Scientist?" [he Replied] "well, A Politician." She Said, "that Explains It. The Scientist Would Have Tried It On Mice First."

Government Is Like A Baby. An Alimentary Canal With A Big Appetite At One End And No Sense Of Responsibility At The Other.

The Fourth Landing Of The Columbia Is The Historical Equivalent Of The Driving Of The Golden Spike Which Completed The First Transcontinental Railroad. It Marks Our Entrance Into A New Era.

Her Many Achievements Will Be Appreciated More As Time Goes On.