Gentility Is What Is Left Over From

Modern Art Is What Happens When Painters Stop Looking At Girls And Persuade Themselves That They Have A Better Idea.

Love Is The Word Used To Label The Sexual Excitement Of The Young, The Habituation Of The Middle-aged, And The Mutual Dependence Of The Old.

Tell Me How Much A Nation Knows About Its Own Language, And I Will Tell You How Much That Nation Knows About Its Own Identity.

Men Marry What They Need. I Marry You.

At The Next Vacancy For God, If I Am Elected, I Shall Forgive Last The Delicately Wounded Who, Having Been Slugged No Harder Than Anyone Else, Never Got Up Again, Neither To Fight Back, Nor To Finger Their Jaws In Painful Admiration.