Generally Speaking, The Poorer Person Summers Where

Your Life Story Would Not Make A Good Book. Don't Even Try.

Do Not Elicit Your Child's Political Opinions. He Doesn't Know Any More Than You Do.

I Have A Double Policy, Which Would Also Solve Immigration: I Would Stand At The Border Of New York City And I Would Say, "you Can Come Here To Live, But You Can't Come Here To Visit."

I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs. That Way, They Hear It More Than Once.

To Me, The Main Difference Between Young People Now And The People I Was Young With Isn't So Much Style, It's The Relationships They Have With Their Parents. Their Parents Like Them Much More Than Ours Liked Us. Our Parents Weren't Our Friends. But Now I See My Friends On The Phones With Their, What, 30 - Year - Old Kids? And They're Talking About Feelings.