Gayness Is A Non-issue.

I'm A Sexual Person. A Lot Of Different People Turn Me On And Have Over The Years, And I've Always Wanted To Make It Very Clear That This Was Not Coming From Some Sort Of Antimale Point Of View.

When People Pay To See You Live, They Connect With You On A Much Deeper Level Than People Who Just Buy Your Records.

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.

The Real Terrorist Threats Are George W. Bush And His Band Of Brown-shirted Thugs.

I Feel Like You've Gotta Be Able To Get Up Every Night In Front Of A Live Audience. Whether It's 10 People Or 50 People Or A Hundred People, Whether You're In A Rock Band Or Doing The Comedy Circuit.