From The Time I Was A Kid,

Man, I Was Tame Compared To What They Do Now.

I Want To Entertain People. That's My Whole Life. To My Last Breath.

Hey Buddy, Don't You Be No Square, If You Can't Find A Partner Use A Wooden Chair.

The Closest I Ever Came To Getting Married Was Just Before I Started Singing. In Fact, My First Record Saved My Neck.

I Have No Use For Bodyguards, But I Have Very Specific Use For Two Highly Trained Certified Public Accountants.