Frivolous Sorrow Is Folly. Frivolous Enjoyment Is

The Life Of Pleasure Breeds Boredom. The Life Of Duty Breeds Resentment.

Most People See No Reason To Stop Arguing Just Because An Issue Has Been Decided.

Journalism Never Admits That Nothing Much Is Happening.

My Father Liked To Moralize, And So Do I. But He Was In Earnest, While I Am Embarrassed And Pretend That I Am Merely Being Witty.

The Telephone Gives Us The Happiness Of Being Together Yet Safely Apart.