Friends Should Always Tell You The Truth.

I Like Being Full, Every Day, With Stuff That I Have To Do.

It's A Positive Thing To Talk About Terrible Things And Make People Laugh About Them.

There's Nowhere I Won't Go. As Long As It's Horribly, Horribly True And/or Wrong.

To Me, There's A Huge Difference Between Criticism And Reviewing. I Really Love Reading Good Criticism Of Television And Film. To Me, A Critic Is Someone Who Analyzes A Show, Describes It, Talks About The People In It, Puts It In Historical Context Of Other Shows Like It, Compares It And Stuff, And Then Talks About The Intent Of The Show And Whether It Failed Or Didn't.

When I Was A Kid There Was A Show Called 'holmes & Yo-yo' About A Robot Cop. I Loved That Show And I Think It Only Lasted Like Three Episodes.