Friends Are Born, Not Made.

The Progress Of Evolution From President Washington To President Grant Was Alone Evidence To Upset Darwin.

[regarding Us Conquest Of The Philippines] I Turn Green In Bed At Midnight If I Think Of The Horror Of A Year's Warfare In The Philippines ... We Must Slaughter A Million Or Two Foolish Malays In Order To Give Them The Comforts Of Flannel Petticoats And Electric Railways.

Whenever A Man Reaches The Top Of The Political Ladder, His Enemies Unite To Pull Him Down. His Friends Become Critical And Exacting.

In Correct Theology, The Virgin Ought Not To Be Represented In Bed, For She Could Not Suffer Like Ordinary Women, But Her Palace At Chartres Is Not Much Troubled By Theology, And To Her, As Empress-mother, The Pain Of Child-birth Was A Pleasure Which She Wanted Her People To Share.

The Difference Is Slight, To The Influence Of An Author, Whether He Is Read By Five Hundred Readers, Or By Five Hundred Thousand; If He Can Select The Five Hundred, He Reaches The Five Hundred Thousand.