Free The Snow Globes!

You Are Truly Satan's Sequined Spawn.

My Personal Motto Is: Wwwwd?: What Would Wonder Woman Do?

Because There's Nothing Wrong With You... That Can't Be Fixed.

I'd Like To Thank Readers. Every Time You Open A Book, It Is A Strike Against Ignorance. Unless You're Reading Sarah Palin.

I've Never Been In Love. I Will Die Without Knowing What It Feels Like To Need To See One Person's Face When You Go To Sleep At Night, To Crave Seeing It When You Wake Up. I Wish I Knew.