Frank Zappa... Was Beethoven For Insane Rock

I'm Not The Kind Of Guy Who Sits Around At Home And Writes Songs. Once In A While I'll Pick Up A Guitar And Noodle Around, But It's Rare.

I Have Enough To Think About - I Just Don't Ever Want To Have To Think About My Car.

My Grandfather Was Orthodox, And He Was Religious, But Neither Of My Parents Were. Of Course, As They Got Older, It Seems Like They Get More Religious The Older They Get, Even Though They're Still Not Practicing Jews.

As Big As Metallica Are, They're Still Not Like A Pop Act. As Big As They Are, They're Still Not U2 Or Lady Gaga. It's Still Underground.

Metal Guys Are Huge Nerds. A Good Percentage Of Them Are Either Horror Or Sci-fi Or Comic Book Or Fantasy Nerds.