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The Lord Gave Us Farmers Two Strong Hands So We Could Grab As Much As We Could With Both Of Them.

In Short, Clevinger Was One Of Those People With Lots Of Intelligence And No Brains, And Everyone Knew It Except Those Who Soon Found It Out.

It's A Wise Person, I Guess, Who Knows He's Dumb, And An Honest Person Who Knows He's A Liar. And It's A Dumb Person, I Guess, Whose Convinced He's Wise...-bob Slocum

The Country Was In Peril; He Was Jeopardizing His Traditional Rights Of Freedom And Independence By Daring To Exercise Them.

I Never Even Realized I Was Jewish Until I Was Practically Grown Up. Or Rather, I Used To Feel That Everybody In The World Was Jewish, Which Amounts To The Same Thing.