Forgiveness Is Something That's Always Possibility.

When In Doubt, Make Funny Faces.

If You're A Good Improviser, You Improvise Well Enough That People Think That You're Doing A Sketch.

Don't Treat Your Heart Like An Action Figure Wrapped In Plastic And Never Used. And Don't Try To Give Me That Nerd Argument That Your Heart Is A 'batman' With A Limited-edition Silver Bat-erang And Therefore If It Stays In Its Original Packing It Increases In Value.

Anybody Who Doesn't Make You Feel Good, Kick Them To The Curb. And The Earlier You Start In Your Life, The Better.

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