A Person Does Not Leave A Good

When I See Liz Taylor With Those Harry Winston Boulders Hanging From Her Neck I Get Nauseated. Not Figuratively, But Nauseated! All I Can Think Of Are How Many Dog Shelters Those Diamonds Could Buy.

I Had A Wonderful Family Including My Aunts, Uncles And Cousins But They've All Gone To Heaven.

If A Man Does Something Silly, People Say, 'isn't He Silly?' If A Woman Does Something Silly, People Say, 'aren't Women Silly?

Middle Age Is Youth Without Levity, And Age Without Decay.

The Really Frightening Thing About Middle Age Is The Knowledge That You'll Grow Out Of It.