For The Truth There Is No Deadline.

Sports Do Not Build Character. They Reveal It.

Appeasers Believe That If You Keep On Throwing Steaks To A Tiger, The Tiger Will Become A Vegetarian.

When The Ball Was Last Seen Crossing The Roof Of The Stand In Deep Right Field At 315 Feet, We Wonder Whether New Baseballs Conversing Together In The Original Package Ever Remark: "join Ruth And See The World."

The Ability To Make Love Frivolously Is The Chief Characteristic Which Distinguishes Human Beings From The Beasts.

Only Puritans Think Of The Devil As The Most Fascinating Figure In The Universe.