For The Record, I Iike Jay-z. That's

These Fledgling Democracies In The Middle East, They're Actually Fighting For Their Freedom. And What Are They Rioting For In England? Leisurewear.

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

It's A Sad State When More People Retweet Than Buy Records.

There Was A Euphoria In The Music And The Way It Was Delivered, And, As The Crowds Started To Get Bigger, It Fed Off Itself Until It Became Less About The Band And More About Being With All Those People, Jumping Up And Down, Drunk To The Music.

I'm Embarrassed When I See Brits Abroad; They Have Their Tops Off, Wear Flip Flops, And Shout At The Top Of Their Voices.