For The Qualities Of Sheer Wit And

If You Are Ever At A Loss To Support A Flagging Conversation, Introduce The Subject Of Eating.

"books ... Books, ..." He Exclaims. It Is Those That Teach Us To Refine On Our Pleasures When Young, And Which, Having So Taught Us, Enable Us To Recall Them With Satisfaction When Old.

Sympathizing And Selfish People Are Alike, Both Given To Tears.

The Rapturuous, Wild, And Ineffable Pleasure Of Drinking At Somebody Else's Expense

For The Most Part, We Should Pray Rather In Aspiration Than Petition, Rather By Hoping Than Requesting; In Which Spirit Also We May Breathe A Devout Wish For A Blessing On Others Upon Occasions When It Might Be Presumptuous To Beg It.