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Welcome To Smackdown. This Is Where The Franchise Plays. That's Tazz, He's A Thug. And That's Michael Cole, He's Gay.

I Remember Back To My Days As A Teenager. When You Get Your Feelings Hurt, You Feel That Moment Of Embarrassment. You Think: "no One Wants To Talk To Me Ever Again. It's All Over." I Reassure People That's Totally Not The Case. These Bullies Are Just Hateful People Doing Hateful Things. Sometimes, It's A Lesson In Tough Love, But You Keep Positive, Smile In The Face Of Hateful Adversity And Move On. It Makes You A Stronger Person.

You Smell Like Crap So I Know You Don't Like Soap.

And At Points In The Movie, John Cena Is Actually Impervious To Bullets!

By The Time I Was 15 And I Stepped In The High School Gym, I Was Just Stronger Than Everybody.