For The Masses Who Do The City's

I Went Out There For A Thousand A Week, And I Worked Monday, And I Got Fired Wednesday. The Guy That Hired Me Was Out Of Town Tuesday.

Loving Chicago Is Like Loving A Woman With A Broken Nose.

To Literary Critics A Book Is Assumed To Be Guilty Until It Proves Itself Innocent.

Never Play Cards With A Man Called Doc. Never Eat At A Place Called Mom's. Never Sleep With A Woman Whose Troubles Are Worse Than Your Own.

Never Lie Down With A Woman Who's Got More Troubles Than You.